When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I’d never had pizza before, and they’d bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It’s really fun. People relate to you totally differently, and show you a side to themselves that you never see in your regular voice. So I guess the short answer is just “By fucking around.
ZACH: I think it’s good that I’m the one doing the cabbage patch.
|Fan:||In the season finale, you bit Jared... What did he taste like?|
|Mark:||Like syrup. Fake blood tastes like sugary syrup. I didn't actually bite him! Didja think I snuck in a lick?|
|Fan (in audience):||Chocolate moose!|
|Mark:||Yeah, that's right. He's a chocolate moose.|
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing